this is sweet…
So I found the following website:
http://textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/this-month/1
There is some funny stuff on there… Let me know which one made you laugh the hardest ;)
(630): I don’t know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
(817): The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman’s suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
(734): So he said if we had sex he’d take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
(810): You’re 20.
(734): IT’S BUILD A BEAR!
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
(801): so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
2 years ago